Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it every... - Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."