More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."