More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."