More quotes by Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."