More quotes by Groucho Marx

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"