When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail yo... - Groucho Marx
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."