When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail yo... - Groucho Marx
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."