More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."