"I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum trashcan in the middle of the Utah desert."
"Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?"
"I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!"
"I hate when women give me that look. That overlook."
"My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?"
"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."