I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum tras... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"If you share your soup, I’ll share my wisdom. I brought a spoon, but did you bring a pen? How are you going to take notes, you fool!"

"I am the bathtub of love, but all Agatha ever wanted was a shower."

"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."

"I want to learn the language of the sun, and burn Agatha’s eyes out with my love poems."

"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."