I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum tras... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum trashcan in the middle of the Utah desert."

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