Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I believe the love shared between two people shouldn’t be secretly shared with a third. Not even if I am vacationing on the moon, and that third person is my clone."

"If my name were C. Ross, I’d definitely be religious."

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound."

"Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you."

"I am the bathtub of love, but all Agatha ever wanted was a shower."