More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."