I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."