I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the b... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."
"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."