I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the pas... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."

"Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symbol for Thing, the one I created that is confusing and abstract and makes people ask, What is that thing? And I always reply, “If you already knew, why did you ask?"

"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."