I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."