More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."
"If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch."