More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."