I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."