I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."