I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."