I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."