We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."