"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."