"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."