More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."