Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a cloc... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."