More quotes by Bill Watterson

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."