More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."