I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless in... - Bill Watterson
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."