I lost my faith in my faithlessness. I believe I’m a nonbeli... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?"

"I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am."

"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."

"I want to learn the language of the sun, and burn Agatha’s eyes out with my love poems."

"I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, from the inside. Just add water and stir."