I lost my faith in my faithlessness. I believe I’m a nonbeli... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?"

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound."

"I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!"

"I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum trashcan in the middle of the Utah desert."

"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."