I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, fr... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, from the inside. Just add water and stir."

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