I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll sa... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am."

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