I want to learn the language of the sun, and burn Agatha’s e... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I want to learn the language of the sun, and burn Agatha’s eyes out with my love poems."

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