I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."

"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."

"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."

"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."