To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."