To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."