More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep."