More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
"When two people are cuddled close, they can really warm up one burrito. It may take all night, but I like my cheese melted. #CuddleChampion"
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."