More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."