I wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat. That’s where I keep my fish... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat. That’s where I keep my fish tank. When you’re a farmer of love, you’ve always got pink kissers on your mind."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."