More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Peanut butter and jelly is like the older, more serious brother to egg salad sandwich. I’m an only child, so I eat both with incredible sadness."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."