"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."