"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."