"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."