"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."