Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you?... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."