"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."