"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."