I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."