I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."