"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."