"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."