"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."