We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."