More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer in four hours. Now I just need some coffee and to get drunk on love poetry."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."