More quotes by Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."
"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."