More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."