More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her."
"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."