More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
"I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sticky note pads, and a few highlighters, and I think I'm finally ready to enter into organized crime."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt."