I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the c... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."
"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he somehow managed to get his own cell."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."