I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"