I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."