I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."