I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."