"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."