"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."