"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."