"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."