"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."