More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More