"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."