I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. Yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."

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