More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."