More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."