More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."