I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shoul... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
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"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."