I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shoul... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
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"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."