More quotes by Woody Allen

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."