More quotes by Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."