More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."