More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."