More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."